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夫妻之战 - 英文

Fight between husband and wife (both are M.A. in English literature).  Instead of shouting, abusing or physical force...they exchange poems to each other.


WIFE

I wrote your name on sand it got washed... 

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. 

Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack. 


HUSBAND

God saw me hungry, he created pizza. 

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. 

He saw me in the dark, he created light. 

He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 


WIFE

Twinkle twinkle little star 

You should know what you are 

And once you know what you are 

Mental hospital is not so far! 


HUSBAND

The rain makes all things beautiful. 

The grass and flowers too. 

If rain makes all things beautiful 

Why doesn't it rain on you? 


WIFE 

Roses are red; Violets are blue 

Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.

                               

Husband

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 

Not in a cage but laughing at you!



Don't laugh alone, share it with others also! 


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老佳啊

85后,大专学历,中原人士,家里没矿。

由于年轻时长的比较帅气,导致在别人眼里,我一直不谈恋爱的原因是清高,实则是自己的小自卑。最大的人生目标就是找一个相知相爱相容的人,共度余生。

和人相处时如果能感受到真诚,会非常注重彼此的关系,对别人没有什么心机,即使有利益冲突,一般也会以和为贵,因为在这个世界上,物质的东西,从来不会吸引到我。

特别迷恋那些大山大水,如果现在还能隐居,可能早就去了。对那些宏伟的有底蕴的人文景观比较不感冒。

从事于IT行业,却一直对厨房念念不忘,由于身材魁梧,总觉得自己上辈子是个将军,可惜这辈子没当兵,也不会打架。